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Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot pursuit.
Not knowing how to proceed, Moses calls a staff meeting.
"Well, how are we going to get across the sea?" Moses asks. "We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind us."
"Normally, I'd recommend that we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across," the General of the Armies says, "but there's not enough time - the Egyptians are too close."
"Normally, I'd recommend that we build barges to carry us across," the Admiral of the Navy says, "but time is too short."
"Does anyone have a solution?" Moses asks.
Just then, his Public Relations man raises his hand.
"You!" Moses says, "You have a solution?"
"No," the PR man says, "but I can promise you this: If you can find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three full pages in the Old Testament..."
Not knowing how to proceed, Moses calls a staff meeting.
"Well, how are we going to get across the sea?" Moses asks. "We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind us."
"Normally, I'd recommend that we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across," the General of the Armies says, "but there's not enough time - the Egyptians are too close."
"Normally, I'd recommend that we build barges to carry us across," the Admiral of the Navy says, "but time is too short."
"Does anyone have a solution?" Moses asks.
Just then, his Public Relations man raises his hand.
"You!" Moses says, "You have a solution?"
"No," the PR man says, "but I can promise you this: If you can find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three full pages in the Old Testament..."
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