The Top 10 Signs You Work In Marketing
10. You lecture the kids selling cashu nuts on ways to improve their point of sale ratio.
9. You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work.
8. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your shamba as "deliverables."
7. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
6. You normally eat out of Kenchics and at the most expensive chinese restaurant in town within the same week.
5. You wear black to work instead of navy blue to make a bold fashion statement.
4. You know the people at the airport and hotel better than your next door neighbors.
3. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.
2. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
1. You think a "half-day" means leaving work at 5 o'clock.
9. You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work.
8. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your shamba as "deliverables."
7. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
6. You normally eat out of Kenchics and at the most expensive chinese restaurant in town within the same week.
5. You wear black to work instead of navy blue to make a bold fashion statement.
4. You know the people at the airport and hotel better than your next door neighbors.
3. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.
2. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
1. You think a "half-day" means leaving work at 5 o'clock.
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